shogas:

me, getting chased around my house by a murderer: alexa play what’s new scooby doo by simple plan

basedsatan:

My body is my temple. Ancient and crumbling. Probably cursed and haunted.

aughtpunk:

ludwigplayingthetrombone:

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

deohsogay:

me posting on tumblr.com:

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meropischao:

me picking up my cat: heehee i love you my little fat baby

my cat blinking in morse code: you will die at 8:03 pm est on may 28th 2068

ego-x:

absoluteshiiit:

I’m really boring if I’m not comfortable with you

The realest thing you will ever need to know about me.

questions-within-questions:

acoolguy:

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

“Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me feeling so hollow and terrified.

flowury:

1 mil notes & 2 yrs later. still happy

featherywingss:

My phone at 1% battery: finally,,,,the sweet embrace of death,,,,,,my codes are clearing,,,,,,,my burdens are lifted,,,,,,,,,,,,

Me, jamming the charger in seconds before it shuts off: you’re gonna stay alive and suffer like the rest of us you lazy bitch

wholesome-suggestion:

slow progress is still progress nonetheless. you are still creating change in your life and you are still doing your best. slow and steady wins the race, except this isn’t a race and the other people win too. everyone wins in the end regardless of what point in your journey you are at. you win because you are attempting change, you are making progress no matter how slow. you win because you are getting better.

cwote:

PEOPLE WHO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF WHEN YOU ARE SAD ARE SO IMPORTANT

janemba:

*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*

jennyholzerwasright:

not to be corny but friends supporting friends is the most important thing in the whole entire world

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